What' s the difference between a priest and a watch? I wanna find out if this is a joke or whatever. Unfortunately all I can find is what is the difference between a priest and a vicar? A priest does mass as transfiguration / communion as transubstation and a vicar does a service in rememberance only.
I would attend this mass, it is a true mass.
For a joke, what's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
This was heard on American Dad. And some curious people came out with the following answers:
A watch stops at 12!
A watch has 3 hands!