Hob Knocker Definition, What is a Hob Knocker?


You eagerly want to know what Hob Knocker's definition is on iCarly. Really it is gross and illegal! As they say it! Because Hob Knocker means a guy hits you in the face with his private part! LOL!

Hob Knocker Definition! What is Hob Knocker? That's Gross and illegal! Icarly



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Anonymous said...

That is sick and disgusting but it is lol who would do that

gra (Homepage) said...

That definition is made up by a bunch of kids on Urban Dictionary.

If you want to see a well researched answer, look here: http://archuletafanscene.com/2009/02/08/what-is-a-hob-knocker/

TOM (Homepage) said...

that is totally gay

Anonymous said...

I heard it was british slag for a prostitute.

Anonymous said...

the show is stated to by ment for teenagers not little children so i'm not really shocked that they used the word hob-knocker. and yes. to all you americans it does mean "a man who runs around slapping strangers with his testicals" it wasn't made up.

Anonymous said...

i didnt get to watch the the clip wat is a hobknocker ?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

thats gay

Anonymous said...

That's hot. ;)

Anonymous said...

thats gross

Anonymous said...

that is funny
it is really funny when you walk up to a boy and ask them if they are a hob knocker and they say yeah just to impress you but they really dont know what it is try it you will laugh

Breanna (Homepage) said...

You guys must really be immature or dumb, Lmao You losers.

Anonymous said...

wow thats just really stupid what idiot does that please tell me...

Anonymous said...

Ummm wow! XD
That is illegal though. It's sexual harrassment & rape! D: Plus there is also the fact that it is DISGUSTING AND COMPLETLEY IMMATURE!!

Honestly! Who would do that?!?!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

omg thts so groos im so ganna call pple tht omg it was on a kids show wow lik 5 yr olds watch tht lol wat is our world comming 2!!!!

Anonymous said...

thats sick

Anonymous said...

wow my cousin serched it and said it was a hobo i didnt believe him and i serched it and this is what it pulled up "a man who runs around slapping strangers with his testicals". gay

Anonymous said...

ok eww and that is not funny all you who think it is funny, what are you one? just saying thats not funny thats totally gross!!!!!!!!1

Anonymous said...

wow lol i cant wait 2 call everyone that!

Anonymous said...

a guy who slaps people with his balls?!?! thats sick! i'm suprised nick said that!!

Anonymous said...

eww why would u want to call people that even if they have no clue what it means i mean i was goin to do that just not call them that thats not right we should call u that jk lol no but thats very very very gross

Anonymous said...

Haha I'll slap u across the face xD

Anonymous said...

For the people who said it, Gay is not an adjective..

Anonymous said...

People thats not even gross you know whats gross is drinking a girls period.

Anonymous said...

drinking a girl's period??!! Your right-thats why more messed then a dude hitting ppl in the face with his balls... But seriously, how the hell would you get away with being a nobknocker in public when I'm pretty sure its illegal just to walk the streets naked! Unless you do it in private but you'd still get arrested for that O.O

Anonymous said...

Wow!! I really didn't know what it was till now and yea its gross...but at the sametime weird I mean how do u slap a person with ur balls dude u have to get them on there knees...well I have a 5yr old sis and she wanted to know what it meant but no way am telling her..what's carly and samm thinking using it on there show???.....

Anonymous said...

a hobknocker is a hobo who sucks pigs balls

nicole (Homepage) said...

wow thats interesting haha and drink a gurls period wtf made u even think of that? and btw people its not carly and samms idea to sayy hob knocker on the show its in the script.

Anonymous said...

hmm i figured it meant someone who does it with animals......

Anonymous said...

it means to slap someone in the face with ur penis?? ew. sexy. wet. hott.

Anonymous said...

how u gone slap somebody wit ur penis. and most of yal dont know how 2 spell gross. who drinks somebodys period that should be illegal

Anonymous said...

so its just a t-bag?

Anonymous said...

omg thts so f**** up but it's probly the funniest thing ive heard in a long time!!! and to the person above me, wtf!? sexy, wet, hot...u sound like fun:p

Anonymous said...

omg!! well at this very moment my 9 year old son has been running around sayign this werd BECAUSE he heard it on the iCarly show!! and i looked it up no matter what you people say it still has A MEANING and not a good one. what the hell was iCarly thinking???????????

Anonymous said...

??i dont see how thats illegal but ok ha

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Lol. XD So weird....

Anonymous said...

sounds wonderful,so nice of a strange penis to slap me!

Anonymous said...

id actually luv tht lol!!! sexy wet hot is right geez i luv this idea this is the greatest!!!!!! eeeeep so excited to get my bf to do to me then we can do it on camera and watch sex after whoooey cant wait!!!!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

There are two meanings to the hob knocker and they are both illegal and gross 1)going up to someone and slapping others with your testicles and 2)Is having malicious acts with animals just for fun. Hope this help everyone understand what it means.

Anonymous said...

ewwwwwwwwww that's gross and illegal

Anonymous said...

they shudnt of used a word like that on a show 4 kids!!! im 11 and me and my 5 year old sister watch icarly and she asked me wat it means so i looked it up and was a bit disturbed by the meaning and was shocked that they wud use a word like that on a tv show 4 kidz

Anonymous said...

dude that does sound hot. but drinking period eww i would not want somebody 2 drink mine. but geting slaped with a dick isnt 2 bad as long as the cum dont go in ur eye

Anonymous said...

They do that in porn

Anonymous said...

It cant be to iegal it is in a shit load of x rated movies.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

stop talking about it is gay

Anonymous said...

hobknocker actually means slaping your sex partner in the face with your penis head... lol nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Anonymous said...

I thought it was a person who hits someone in the testicles....HARD, so anyone you know that ever dumped someone and kicked them in the you-knows is a hob-knocker. It's either that, or someone considered cool, in the geeky sense of cool, like a top level Yu-Gi-Oh duelist, which to some people sounds nerdy, and for the Yu-Gi-Oh fans, they'd be considered cool. It's actually a mix of British Slang, so it doesn't actually have a definition.

Anonymous said...

Hobnocker means idiot in England

Anonymous said...

that is gross! but i would like it so much.

Anonymous said...

That is da most disgusting and da dirtiest thang i ve hard n my entire 98 yrs...guys take a break !!!!!!!!! geesh this place is gettin hot. lol.. n wait was dat a british slang??? all i can imagine right now is a british grandma saying this on the face of an old man... how did they even invent such a word???/ btw... its sorta cool

Anonymous said...

a hobknocker is a loser.

Anonymous said...

that is TOTALY gross. i really dont think that is really a good thing 2 say. a hobknocker is really a zit on your lower chest! GROSS! LOL!:-)

Anonymous said...

some 1 tell me y some 1 would do that. i mean would they have a reason

Anonymous said...

Uuhhhh dats nasty n how did the subject go from faces getin slaped wit dicks to drankin periods.. u no wht it dnt even matter cuz ima say it 2 errrrrr body @ skool teachers included

Anonymous said...

That's just wrong. Slapping people with yor privates or rear ends? WHAT IDOIT WOULD DO THAT? On Icarly the guy said Your all hobknockers! Well, the only peron who is a hobknocker is you! I wouldnt call you a hobknocker because your acting but seriously? And if you call a teacher a hobknocker, youll py her or him back with detention... And one more thing.. SINCE WHEN DID THIS GET INTO DRINKING PEOPLE PERIODS?? LIKE SERIOUSLY? WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE SOMETIME? But I do have to say this is pretty funny.. lol

Anonymous said...

hopefully this isnt true :(

Anonymous said...

Omg that's so gross and illegal who would do that? GROSS!!!

Anonymous said...

^^ I agree! (:

Anonymous said...

WTF?????????????

Anonymous said...

Wow. Just amazing what people can think of. Too much sex can make someone think of drinking a girl's period juice.

Anonymous said...

wtf that is so gay

Anonymous said...

Omg that's so funny te he he

Anonymous said...

Um gay is an adjective but I understand what u mean customer that word is misused Every 30seconds to describe the harshness of a situation by ignorant individual the word really means to be happy

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Um, this is a total lie. I looked it up just a little while back. I'm 11, and know a lot of things I shouldn't know, but I wanted to know, because I never heard that word before. I forgot the exact definition, but it wasn't near this, and stop saying it's 'sexy', 'hot',and 'wet', because that wouldn't be fun, at all. So, stop being cool, because most of the people sound like 7 and 8 year olds on here. It's not funny to walk up to anyone and call them a 'Hobknocker' for absolutely NO good reason, and drinking a girls period, just no. Goodbye. ~Anonymous.

Anonymous said...

Why do people hit each other with their dick and I went to a party and this guy was darded to drink a grips period and he did it and put it on youtube

Anonymous said...

That is just creepy. But I don't think it's as creepy as having sex with animals!

Dylan (Homepage) said...

what the fuck...did I just read?

Anonymous said...

I fucking kill niggers with a hobnocker to the heart!

Anonymous said...

Also called T-bagging

Anonymous said...

Ur only saying tht ur not surpised becuzz u r one and i know u would love to get hit in the face wit a guys testicals but grow up cuzz no one would do tht to y so get over 0.0

Anonymous said...

I agree wit u 0.0

Anonymous said...

Or it could mean getting slapped by a girls one wich would be wierd

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Learn how to talk idiot..

Anonymous said...

I agree with the 11- year- old... She' s the smartest of all of you. That stuff is just WRONG!! iCarly shouldn't have said it - but don't blame the actors. BUT, you people are getting REALLY CARRIED AWAY!! JUST STOP AND DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!!!! (I agree that it's really wrong, but just forget about it!!) And anyone out there who thinks that it's funny, you're probably a hobknocker, because it's REALLY WRONG, GROSS, AND ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!

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